turtlejay

thegrimmgrimm

moveslikekeithrichards

its so hard when you cant use your favorite discord emojis on other sites. what do you MEAN cookie monster pog isnt a real emoji

tiltingheartand

tygermama

stuff I like

- when the person kidnapped by the villain is all ‘no one’s going to come for me’ and

- someone does, but it’s the person they’d least expect

- EVERYONE COMES because wow, maybe I am depressed because I didn’t think I knew this many people, much less that they liked me

- no one comes and the villain gets pissed on their captive’s behalf and treats them better than their former associates did

- they rescue themselves and everyone’s so impressed but the person yells because I AM CAPABLE AND YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST NOTICED I’D BEEN KIDNAPPED

- they get rescued by a deus ex machina, preferably their dad/mom/grandma/old associate who is exponentially cooler than the heroes

basically, I like it when people get rescued and get validation

poroquagganbob

Can I add: people getting rescued by their pets.

corinnetags

I also really love when a person gets kidnapped and is utterly unsfraid because they know that a specific person is coming for them and oh boy did that villain make a mistake kidnapping them.

mihrsuri

My other favourite thing is the ‘it’s the heroes fault I’m going to kill you/do awful thing(s) to you and others’ speech and the person just spits in their face and is like Fuck You No It’s Your Fault You Fucker And It Will Remain Your Fault.

howdoistormspirit

pterribledinosaurdrawings

happy ides of March

psychosociogentleman-deactivate

yo why is this on my dash its august

pterribledinosaurdrawings

Yeah, why is this getting notes? It's August!

dragonanarchist1155

It's knife day

pterribledinosaurdrawings

pterribledinosaurdrawings

once again this has been getting notes for the past few days, and it's only knife day morning today!

howdoistormspirit

alithographica

"Stop being funnier than me on my own post" is one of my favorite healthy tumblrisms, along with things like "hang on lemme look that up...yeah this is funny" and explicit tone indicators (positive). Like yeah let's build a world where we playfully format healthy interactions. You made a post and you wanted to be the star but damn, you've really gotta hand it to this other person for their really funny addition, so here's the internet equivalent of giving someone a friendly punch on the shoulder while making sure they know they got a good grade in social interaction

sualne

hymnsofheresy

you aren't obligated to ever label your sexuality btw. you can just have sex, hang out with people, and fall in love. labels can be useful, for both navigating what kind of relationships you desire as well as political organization. but if identifying yourself as something is debilitating, you are under no obligation to use that label even if you definitionally "align" with that label. nor are you obligated to tell everyone (or anyone) about your sexuality. you can also wear labels like a fun hat, and put it on & take it off whenever.